You'd work out on your birthday, wouldn't you?

You'd work out on your birthday and Christmas Day and Labor Day, wouldn't you? If your answer is Yes, you're probably a Health Nut............... and that is a very good thing at least in my estinmation.

I know that the Normal Majority thinks that Health Nuts are all nuts, but I have dared to be different since the first time I got laughed at for running a half mile around the block. That was a long time ago (45 years ago to be pretty exact), but the same scoffers are still with us today. They just look "not so hot" , while I ..........................fill in the blank.

For some reason people think you are "in need of help" (psychiatric style) if you are a health conscious person. They have this thing about calling you "Health Nut", which I think you ought to turn back on them. That's especially the case in a day and age of sedentary induced maladies such as diabetes etc. Calling them an Arrogant Anti Athletic Aristocrat (as they always come off as so superior)might be fitting.

OK, so you won't do this to good old Charlie who helped get your car out of the snow last winter. But you might want to think about getting a service station to help you the next time. They're initially a little more costly but they are the ones who say thank you continuing to do this every time you see good old Charlie, isn't it?

Friends, health conscious people work out on their birthdays , on Christamas Day and on Labor Day. They do this just as regularly as they brush thier teeth. No one calls them "nuts" for doing so (when it comes to their teeth that is). BUT all of your good upstanding wonderful friends relatives and neighbors will call you a Health Nut for putting out when you should be taking it easy. That's what has to stop, unless of course you think they're right!
 

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